#1 Hide a can of beer in a fast food cup
Want to get smashed in public without getting caught up with those ridiculous public container laws? Well, you can always put a can of beer in an old McDonald's cup, you fucking lush.
#2 Mark your beer by tearing lable
Too drunk to remember whose beer is whose? Tear a small piece of the label off to mark your beer as yours.
#3 Smuggle liquor in bread
Want to get drunk at a public festival? Of course you do. This useful jpeg shows you how to hollow out a french roll and fill it with booze, though personally I prefer to smuggle liquor in my stomach.
#4 Cool a pitcher of beer with a cup of ice
So, somehow you and your friends have drank slow enough that a pitcher of beer has reached room temperature before you can drink it. Are you going to drink that Miller Lite warm? What are we, philistines? No! You are going to float a solo cup full of ice (I keep solo cups of ice in my satchel, good for cooling) in that thing to make that shit palatable.
#5 How to open a beer if you only have a chainsaw, flute, or one of twenty four other silly objects
It's a video
