12 Food Expectations And Their Accompanying Reality

The lesson here is don't fall for that Food Network bullshit, and keep making beans and rice. God damn, I love beans and rice.

#1 Making Croissants 

#2 This Lying Berry Loaf

#3 These Deviled Egg Chick Things

 #4 This XXL Cheeseburger

 #5 This Crepe Cake

 #6 This Cake

Except it turned out pretty okay. Not sure why it's here. Maybe to remind you to be positive. Be positive! It's not just a blood type!

 #7 These Expensive Enchiladas That Are Actually Pretty Good

 #8 This Dog That Looks Like All The Crappy Ripleys In Alien Resurrection

Was that her name? Remember, she has the eight on her arm and then she finds all the half-assed ones and torches 'em? Good movie. 

 #9 This Tardis That Time Forgot

 #10 This Soup In A Bread Bowl

 #11 This Chocolate Hedgehog

 #12 Looks Like I Only Had Eleven. Here's A Makeup One. Pretty Close.